A Deeply Flawed Human Bean

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[phillip-bankss]

i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[skyes]

writers saying characters are lgbt in interviews or on twitter and not actually writing about it in their stories is one of the most annoying things for me because it just feels like they want credit for representation without actually having it

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[kittencasual]

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[vinegod]

I wouldn’t let my sister back inside until she “Hello’d” me by Sara Hopkins

[blackbatbadass]

Sara: Do the thing

Kristin: (in a hurt, confused voice) let me in

Sara: nope, DO THE THING

Kristin: (takes a quick breathe) (sings in a heavenly voice worthy of Adele) HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE

[luuciifeer]

REAL LIFE ANGEL

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[v1als]

my favourite paranormal memes:

• circling something really obvious in red
  
• ignoring the really obvious thing and instead circling something completely irrelevant in red
• #confirmed
  
• [cryptid] is real he sucked my dick behind an arbys

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS HALLOWEEN!

[macleod]

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

[may-bite]

Actually, you really shouldn’t ever DRINK AND DRIVE!! or fucking TEXT AND DRIVE! Your life and others are more important than a buzz or a text! 

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[alert]

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing

[A Deeply Flawed Human Bean]

[twitterlols]

I can’t even get a text back